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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Mar 2013

    Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urinehttp://onion.com/Y8BCbS 

    10:34 AM - 12 Mar 2013
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    • Jeff Blair Kevin Marquez Lys Age Corien Schilte Evan Kovac Eoin Keane \ Scott West Ian Powers
    26 replies 469 retweets 135 likes
      1. Dan Turner‏ @DanTurner84 12 Mar 2013
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        @hrhpurplehayes “@TheOnion: Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine http://onion.com/Y8BCbS ”

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      1. Tag the Bird‏ @TagTheBird 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Congrats! Your tweet has reached 10 votes! http://www.tagthebird.com/en/tweets/44886 

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      1. A. Hanna‏ @anita_mom 13 Mar 2013
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        too far! @TheOnion

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      1. Ibrahim Sani‏Verified account @ibrahimsaninet 12 Mar 2013
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        Oh my;-) “@TheOnion: Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine http://onion.com/Y8BCbS ”

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      1. WinePig‏ @TheWinePig 12 Mar 2013
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        RT “@TheOnion: Nervous #Pope Candidate Changes #Wine Into #Jesus Christ's Urine http://onion.com/Y8BCbS ”

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      1. T-Byrd‏ @tbyrd2012 12 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine http://onion.com/Y8BCbS ”ha!

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      1. Hallie Goosenberg‏ @halliegoose 12 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine http://onion.com/Y8BCbS ”

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      1. Jordan Warchol, MD‏ @ActuallyDrJ 12 Mar 2013
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        For you @sewarchol “@TheOnion: Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine http://onion.com/Y8BCbS ”

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      1. Sugars Mom‏ @tweetthang55 12 Mar 2013
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      1. Ted Fatsman Parody‏ @HeDoneSaidIt 12 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine http://onion.com/Y8BCbS ” #underpressure

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      1. MJ Hill‏ @MJremember52 12 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion absolutely hysterical, love it, you people are awesome. Keep it up

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      1. pandarage‏ @amandaleigh787 12 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine http://onion.com/Y8BCbS ” I just spewed coffee everywhere!

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      1. wayne martin‏ @martin900000 12 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Now lets bash , islam . if you dare losers .

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      1. Kevin Basil Fritts‏ @kevinbasil 12 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion I can't wait until you make jokes like that about the Prophet. Those folks aren't as nice about sacrilege as Christians are.

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      1. Jarrel Ennis‏ @Mrennis84 12 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion not funny

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      1. Ranae Sandholm‏ @rpipho 12 Mar 2013
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        Hmm, the @CNN commentators didn't mention RT@TheOnion: Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urinehttp://onion.com/Y8BCbS 

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      1. The New Pope!‏ @itsthenewpope 12 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion it was Gracias, the Neville Longbottom of #cardinals. #pope #conclave http://onion.com/Y8BCbS 

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      1. Nzube Iwugo-Godwin‏ @NzubeIwugo 12 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion and what is d meaning of that?

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