“@TheOnion: "I was so busy controlling Heaven and Earth that there were times when I was invisible to my children." –God“
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@TheOnion@mag_gruber: Wonderful! Must read: "So busy controlling Heaven&Earth..invisible to my children."–God http://onion.com/Zy0LhJ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "...so busy controlling Heaven and Earth that there were times when I was invisible to my children."-God http://onion.com/Zy0LhJ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: father gave me much love, there any time I called, & left the rules in plain sight. I love me & others, try do right & b kind.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion isn't that all the timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah, dude; there were times that I coulda really used that lottery payoff too. Wish I had never depended on an old fart like you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lmao. Good and funny..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I was so busy controlling Heaven and Earth that there were times I was invisible to my children." –God http://onion.com/Zy0LhJThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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