RT @TheOnion: God Worried He Fucked Up His Children http://onion.com/Zy0LhJ ”
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@MosesTheJew where were you? “@TheOnion: God Worried He Fucked Up His Children http://onion.com/Zy0LhJ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Amen to that. Total underachiever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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It's a relief that he's no diff from the rest of us parents! «
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@TheOnion As a Christian, I find this very offensive, and not funny at all. Whoever wrote this should be ashamed of themselves.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion god bless haThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh, and that Adam and Eve crap? One of his stupid fantasies.. apparently he just loves being naked and role-playing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God is such an asshole. No wonder his old lady left him to hang out with the Hominidae in central Africa.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChimpanzeeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Absentee parenting has a price. RT “
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@aerynsunx@TheOnion Single parents are just no damn good. -
@KyleHuckins213 I don't know what he expected after millennia of neglectful Divine parenting. The Almighty made me a spiritual latchkey kid.
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