@TheOnion
no charges filed if you quit now..Onion, quit it.
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@TheOnion: Note Found At Gunman’s Residence: pic.twitter.com/vWCgdu3bEF” @seahwk8@dgun117
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@TheOnion Apparently I wanted chicken real bad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TSteidley “@TheOnion: Note Found At Gunman’s Residence: pic.twitter.com/l6FnYT9j6h”
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@TheOnion that's funny because my dog's name is Chicken. Creeeeeppppyyyy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Chilling :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion she pushed him one step closer to the edge, and now he's gonna breakThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion kudos for catching me off guard every now and again - and thinking that you're reporting real news lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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