@TheOnion You're missing the one key element in satire ... it has to be funny. We get the "joke": the woman's name is Gunman. Move on.
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@TheOnion What happened? You used to be funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too soon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion DUMBThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wish this were an x-files referenceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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