@TheOnion they call one of the children a cunt
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@theonion@jakeshears LOL! My favorite is Jumping jumpalooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#LesserKnownDrSeussTitles The cat in the cat.#CannibalismThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Monday's Contest: Name something unusual that you have in your purse!#WIN a#PurseBaby product today at 5PM PT!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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