Local guy says ever since the apology, @TheOnion kinda sucks. Spin that intern out of the chair and get your shit together.
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@TheOnion This happened to my little boy. He still stands, staring out of the window asking when his balloon will come back. He's 38 now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I want a red balloon I want a red balloon I want a red balloonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion going to call him the c-word, too? - 1 more reply
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So saad“
@TheOnion: "No, the balloon. It's flying away." – Local 3-Year-Old Who Will Never Feel Happy Or Normal Again http://onion.com/105e0es ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But if he could just click together his ruby slippers, he could travel to a simpler place, where the world is all black and white.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but *happy* and *normal* not necessarily synonymous. ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i thought he had hold of it -
@dailypendulum@TheOnion in this way taking him to a new and happier life... depending on ehere he might land
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