@TheOnion They should connect the brains of a Republican and a Democrat Senator and see what happens.
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@TheOnion Fuck no we don't! And by the way pass the cheese you snout-nosed, toothy, beady-eyed NorwegiansThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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