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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Mar 2013

    “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" – Netflix http://onion.com/Wm0l19 

    11:22 AM - 1 Mar 2013
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      1. Catherine Garmon‏ @mcgarmon 2 Mar 2013
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        @oualexewald “@TheOnion: “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows. You doing okay?" – Netflix http://onion.com/Wm0l19 ”

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      1. Jared Foro‏ @factswithforo 1 Mar 2013
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        MY LIFE. “@TheOnion: “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" – Netflix”

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      1. Paul Sullivan‏ @PaulSul20506233 3 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Call me old-fashioned but I would much rather read the paper.

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      1. Epicure Catering‏ @caterleelanau 2 Mar 2013
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        @TgBuilder best @TheOnion tweet ever! : “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" – Netflix

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      1. Paul Keller‏ @PaulKeller2 1 Mar 2013
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        @BrowningHat “@TheOnion: “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" – Netflix"

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      1. Jay Kalish‏ @Laserflush75 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Are you spying on me?

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      1. Sara Nutter‏ @saranutter 1 Mar 2013
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        Hehehe! “@TheOnion: “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" –Netflix http://onion.com/Wm0l19 ”

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      1. Bryan spook-E  🦇‏ @clueless_npc 1 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" – Netflix” @kquizzo

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      1. Meagan Thompson‏ @meaganalyssat 1 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" – Netflix” My life. #unemployed

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      1. Jenna Barnes‏ @pistonsgrl 1 Mar 2013
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        This is so me. “@TheOnion: “We noticed you’ve been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" – Netflix http://onion.com/Wm0l19 ”

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      1. Shana Manuel‏ @shanabanans 1 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" – Netflix http://onion.com/Wm0l19 ”

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      1. sarah_mcquaide‏ @Sarah_McQuaide 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Netflix always makes me feel ashamed of my viewing marathons by asking, "Are you still there?" hours in to said marathons

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      1. Ashley Compton‏ @ALCstyleAshley 1 Mar 2013
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        Damnit, how'd you know?! “@TheOnion: “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" – Netflix

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      1. Michael Cummo‏ @michaelcummo 1 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" –Netflix http://onion.com/Wm0l19 ” NO MOAR

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      1. Richard‏ @justone71 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion SOA?? Now if it was "DEXTER" maybe but SOA is good times.

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      1. Tanner Christensen‏ @TChristensen89 1 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" – Netflix http://onion.com/Wm0l19 ” hahaha

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      1. Charlie Roche‏ @cjroche 1 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “We noticed you’ve kind of been burning through a lot of shows lately. You doing okay?" – Netflix http://onion.com/Wm0l19 ” #fb

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