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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Mar 2013

    [American Voices] Millionaire To Send Married Couple To Mars http://onion.com/WlBHhk  #WhatDoYouThink?

    7:16 AM - 1 Mar 2013
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      1. Cannibal Nation‏ @jwilli52 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Do they have room for congress?

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      1. Robert Wooten‏ @RobertWooten17 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion The Hal 9000 will take good care of them for sure

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      1. Jonathon Wright‏ @engpharm 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion only if its filmed from start to finish.

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      1. Ben Weinrib‏ @benweinrib 1 Mar 2013
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        The first one kills me. RT @TheOnion: [American Voices] Millionaire To Send Married Couple To Mars http://onion.com/WlBHhk  #WhatDoYouThink?

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      1. Laugh Lines‏ @danny_kayne 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Groom's overheard reaction, "Forget Mars! What about Uranus?!"

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      1. Robert W. Scruggs‏ @RobertWScruggs 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion After married couples began settling Mars, divorce rate spike, & dozens of robotic vehicles missed scheduled maintenance.

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      1. Mike‏ @Mikey_Pasta 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Will Martian marriages have the same benefits as Earth marriages? #WhatDoYouThink

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      1. Ron Crowner‏ @batspeed29 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion If bat Had The Opportunity 2 Spend #500 Plus Days With A #Batty In #Space That Would Be #Nirvana #Fact #WeightlessSex #RedSox #MLB

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      1. John Puhl‏ @lobsterboys 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Give them sharp knives and watch the fun begin after about six weeks together and no one else around to talk to.

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      1. Arthur Pendragon‏ @SonOfUther 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Please, oh please can it be John Boehner and his wife Debbie? Can it also be one way? Let us vote on it!

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      1. Lee D‏ @Demers18 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion yes then after that he will declare bankruptcy #takesmorethanmillionstogotomars

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      1. Bernard M. Corbett‏ @99YankeeSierra 1 Mar 2013
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        .@TheOnion: Breaking: "Married Astronauts on Mission to Mars Seek Divorce via Radio Before Return; cite 'Irreconcilable Differences!" #Space

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      1. Scott Flipse‏ @Playfunkymusic 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion: I thought one was going to Venus and the other to Mars--to search for answers to gender origins and rocks.

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      1. Patricia Martin‏ @expat_46 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion could have sent the Pope for his retirement

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      1. Ray Daniels‏ @Cicerone_org 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion There's easier ways to get rid of annoying neighbors! #WhatDoYouThink

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      1. Milan Dhimal‏ @facec0py 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion ;)

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