@TheOnion Do they have room for congress?
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@TheOnion The Hal 9000 will take good care of them for sureThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion only if its filmed from start to finish.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The first one kills me. RT
@TheOnion: [American Voices] Millionaire To Send Married Couple To Mars http://onion.com/WlBHhk#WhatDoYouThink?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Groom's overheard reaction, "Forget Mars! What about Uranus?!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion After married couples began settling Mars, divorce rate spike, & dozens of robotic vehicles missed scheduled maintenance.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Will Martian marriages have the same benefits as Earth marriages?#WhatDoYouThinkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Give them sharp knives and watch the fun begin after about six weeks together and no one else around to talk to.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Please, oh please can it be John Boehner and his wife Debbie? Can it also be one way? Let us vote on it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yes then after that he will declare bankruptcy#takesmorethanmillionstogotomarsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: I thought one was going to Venus and the other to Mars--to search for answers to gender origins and rocks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion could have sent the Pope for his retirementThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There's easier ways to get rid of annoying neighbors!#WhatDoYouThinkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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