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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Feb 2013

    Anonymous Source Informs Bob Woodward He Hasn't Been Relevant In 40 Yearshttp://onion.com/Y2GqyL 

    7:20 PM - 28 Feb 2013
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      2. Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming‏ @AceofSpadesHQ 28 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion wow... speak Truth to Power guys. Very brave stance. Kudos.

        3 replies 6 retweets 3 likes
      3. Matt Arildsen‏ @MAArildsen 28 Feb 2013
        Replying to @AceofSpadesHQ

        @AceofSpadesHQ @theonion New Report: study shows people with braces, weird clothes or southern accents more likely to kill puppies #NotBrave

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      1. Mell Csicsila‏ @strikingthings 28 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When outsiders move inside! “@TheOnion: Anonymous Source Informs Bob Woodward He Hasn't Been Relevant In 40 Years http://onion.com/Y2GqyL ”

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      1. Honi soit qui mal y ‏ @trmnal1 2 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Anonymous Source, OK. Like that means something.

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      1. J 🎃hn Br 🎃cat 🎃‏ @johnwardbrocato 2 Mar 2013
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        DAAAAAMN. RT @TheOnion: Anonymous Source Informs Bob Woodward He Hasn't Been Relevant In 40 Yearshttp://onion.com/Y2GqyL 

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      1. Kat Knapp (McKat2)‏ @katknapp46 2 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion***Ever watch Movies The Net & Pelican Brief. INTERESTING! #bwoodward

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      1. Bert Difig‏ @BertDifig1 1 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion given a fight between a reporter and the White House... we'll take on the reporter. Speak power to truth and all that.

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      1. kinneyrick‏ @kinneyrick 1 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Ah, turning on Woodward after he criticizes Obama. You guys used to be better at hiding your politics.

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      1. Nipsey Reynolds‏ @comedyexpert 1 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion shoulda stayed out of this.

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      1. Secret Six‏ @MetalheadEsq 28 Feb 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Anonymous Source Informs Bob Woodward He Hasn't Been Relevant In 40 Years http://onion.com/Y2GqyL 

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      1. Joe Sanders‏ @joesanders33 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion sorta proved his point for him, dontchyathink?

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      1. MARIE ZURIE‏ @MarieZurie 28 Feb 2013
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        You hit that one outta the park! @TheOnion

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      1. Nimrod Kamer  🍠‏Verified account @nnimrodd 28 Feb 2013
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        Courageous Onion sides with White House RT @TheOnion: Anonymous Source Informs Bob Woodward He Hasn't Been Relevant In 40 Years

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      1. GigiNAZ‏ @giginaz1 28 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since when did journalists become the news?! Oh yeah, 1972...“@TheOnion: Anonymous Source Informs Bob Woodward...http://onion.com/Y2GqyL ”

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      1. Jim Rose  🍺‏ @JimRoseVSOP 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Look in the mirror.

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      1. Sandip Chatterjee‏ @sandipc 28 Feb 2013
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        Hahahahah “@TheOnion: Anonymous Source Informs Bob Woodward He Hasn't Been Relevant In 40 Years http://onion.com/Y2GqyL ”

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