@TheOnion seriously, these people need help, two kids died and one paralyzed
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@TheOnion I thought the Quvenzhane joke was fine, but this is a little offside for my taste.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Good Lord, somebody build a moving picture theater for this town. They obviously need some form of structured entertainmentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Alive and Drunk? then Dead?? Whats the difference?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The worst part is there’s no warning. One day he’s alive & drunk, the next day he’s dead.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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