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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Feb 2013

    In Focus: Parents Of Suicide Victim Saw It Coming A Mile Awayhttp://onion.com/Y1lAQe 

    6:40 AM - 28 Feb 2013
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      1. riotsquirrel‏ @riotsquirl 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Remember when you used to post funny stuff?

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      1. Lift4Swift‏ @DJpetesTweets 28 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Parents Of Suicide Victim Saw It Coming A Mile Away http://onion.com/Y1lAQe ” This can't help being hilarious

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      1. Shaun‏ @shaun0h 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion I'm shocked at the poor taste lately, very disappointing.

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      1. Kenny Lunsford‏ @fisherman0302 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion I am all about comedic license and satire, but in todays climate a topic about teen suicide, poor taste.

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      1. Jennifer Sloan‏ @JenSloan212 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion this is despicable. I see that it's from an article from 1998 but really-why bring this up?!

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      1. alex trebek‏ @eqcox 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion .........

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      1. Derek Schmidt‏ @Digs1000 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion was this supposed to be satire? It sure the hell isn't a topic that should be made fun of

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      1. Kate‏ @kate0322 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Not funny...not funny at all

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      1. recovering fainting goat‏ @itskaiman 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion thanks for making me feel terrible and laugh at the same time

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      1. Leftist Street Thug‏ @awfularte 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion I'm offended I'm sooooo offended take it down you took the other one about that cunt down for me take this one down for me too thx

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      1. Timothy Madden‏ @BassBariTim 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Really Onion? Kindly get your shit together. #getyourshittogethercarol

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      1. Don Don‏ @DonaldJfranklin 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion smart article. In the end the youth was right to think that no one cared. After the fact shock shouldn't mask preventative concern

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      1. mm‏ @mendentall 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion aren't there lighter topics to satirize? Do you really think this joke makes ppl laugh?

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      1. Lorna Hammock‏ @ApplesWithStems 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion If you can see a train wreck approaching and you have ANY ability to stop it WHY WOULDN'T you?!? The last quote sickens me!

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      1. Spooky? Witch Goddess‏ @amandajhelling 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion This is a miss rather than a hit. Not very good satire.

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      1. Jess Rahim‏ @billiejupiter 28 Feb 2013
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        Yikes. “@TheOnion: In Focus: Parents Of Suicide Victim Saw It Coming A Mile Away http://onion.com/Y1lAQe ”

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      1. Jennifer Heider‏ @Jen_Shal 28 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion that's not funny at all. There are a lot of people who go through a lot of pain over that. You guys need to learn to draw the line

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