@TheOnion reading tweets about children from you puts me on edge now.
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@TheOnion who the hell is the idiot who built a lift in the middle of a line of trees.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why are they not cutting down all the chair lifts its not rocket science ??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion May I ask if Mr Bono was killed by skiing into a tree? What is his solution? cut them all down? (the trees not the youths)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion then u need to b talking to the chairlift for slamming into the tree.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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