@TheOnion "Would you like some meatballs?" "Neigh"
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@WizzyProbs that made me laugh maybe more than it should. Thank you! -
@jonesrooy that's me, inspiring guilty laughter since 2012...
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@stephknobel The Swedes are horsing around!!!
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@TheOnion Jealous of all the publicity, McDonald's will introduce the new McPony with Cheese.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm heading down to Olive Garden to buy some shelves.#IkeaMeatballLogicThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What a cunt.#omgsofunnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is so awesome! RT
@TheOnion: [American Voices] “I may never eat another meal served by a furniture store again.”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion please tell me you are going to tie the ms Delaware thing to joe bidenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Bork, bork, bork! RT
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@TheOnion made me larf, what canya' get for a Dala anyways these days? ...sawdust 'meat' ballsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my dog particularly liked their laundry boxesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tell us again who is the lucky group that gets to take DNA samples of meat on a daily basisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Or free samples at the Feedstore, Pet Store, etc., either.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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