@TheOnion LIE. I demand that you apologize for deceiving the public! EVERYTHINGS LITERALLY LITERAL, except how people use the word literally
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@geekcanuck “@TheOnion: Report: Most Couples Met On Set Of 'Daredevil' http://onion.com/13S12gL ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion, playing it safe since February 25, 2013Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I met my wife a week after I saw DAREDEVIL so this story is basically almost true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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