Who needs satire when you have news. “@TheOnion: U.K. Cardinal Resigns In Wake Of—Get This—Sex Abuse Allegations http://onion.com/WdcjL0 ”
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Best Onion headline ever:
@TheOnion: U.K. Cardinal Resigns In Wake Of—Get This—Sex Abuse Allegationshttp://onion.com/WdcjL0Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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It's funny because ohhhh... RT
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@TheOnion: U.K. Cardinal Resigns In Wake Of—Get This—Sex Abuse Allegations http://onion.com/WdcjL0 ”@Jba37 no way....a cardinal? Absurd.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: U.K. Cardinal Resigns In Wake Of—Get This—Sex Abuse Allegations http://onion.com/WdcjL0 ” yet again Onion is funny and truthyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's astounding how much these holy types sound like politicians. The louder they cackle, the more eggs(wink-wink) they've laidThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion I have always maintained the preists had homosexual proclivities without regard for age; not exclusive pedophilesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Facts aren't satirical.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Several sources allege entire Onion staff, top to bottom, engaged in bestiality and indoor smoking.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: U.K. Cardinal Resigns In Wake Of—Get This—Sex Abuse Allegations http://onion.com/WdcjL0 ”< What else is new! SUCH SICK F**KS!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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