“@TheOnion: Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot http://onion.com/YhRGt9 ” Onion resorts to safely making fun of bananas.
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OH MY GOD THAT'S SO OFFENSIVE! HOW COULD YOU?! "
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@Whizzzzz This headline was made for you! "@TheOnion: Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot http://onion.com/YhRGt9 "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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It's a slippery slope RT
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@TheOnion Apologize? Apologize to EVERYONE for your caustic, virulent behaviour. She should sue/excoriate you publicly. Unconscionable!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion , Do you think a banana can tweet, or just onions?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion DM me when you're funny again.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hard to follow today. Just want you to go away.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not cool guys...not
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@TheOnion: Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot http://onion.com/YhRGt9 ” HAHAHAHA!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion excuse me I'm offended by this please take it down and apologize to me personally this is not cool please apologize!!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How dare you? So un-cool!#isaygooddayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is more like it! RT
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@TheOnion Aaaaaand you're back.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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