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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Feb 2013

    Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot http://onion.com/YhRGt9 

    11:29 AM - 25 Feb 2013
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    18 replies 168 retweets 67 likes
      1. Matthew Fried‏ @MatthewFried 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot http://onion.com/YhRGt9 ” Onion resorts to safely making fun of bananas.

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      1. Tyler Scheib‏ @southparkrox 25 Feb 2013
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        OH MY GOD THAT'S SO OFFENSIVE! HOW COULD YOU?! "@TheOnion: Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot http://onion.com/YhRGt9 "

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      1. Kristin Bradfield‏ @LazyMarathoner 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Whizzzzz This headline was made for you! "@TheOnion: Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot http://onion.com/YhRGt9 "

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      1. Brad K‏ @dontweetme 25 Feb 2013
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        It's a slippery slope RT @TheOnion Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot http://onion.com/YhRGt9 

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      1. David Svikhart‏ @davidsvikhart 25 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Apologize? Apologize to EVERYONE for your caustic, virulent behaviour. She should sue/excoriate you publicly. Unconscionable!

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      1. TheAngryRanger / Lancer‏ @AngryLancer 25 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion , Do you think a banana can tweet, or just onions?

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      1. Thomas Richardson‏ @anticonsultant 25 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion DM me when you're funny again.

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      1. Paul T Murphy‏ @Ptmurf1016 25 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Hard to follow today. Just want you to go away.

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      1. Frank Woolanski‏ @NightCapFrank 25 Feb 2013
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        Not cool guys...not @TheOnion @TheOnion Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot http://onion.com/YhRGt9 

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      1. Belinda Legare‏ @LillyTrueBlue 25 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot http://onion.com/YhRGt9 ” HAHAHAHA!!!

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      1. Leftist Street Thug‏ @awfularte 25 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion excuse me I'm offended by this please take it down and apologize to me personally this is not cool please apologize!!!!!!!!

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      1. Mountain Manifesto ‏ @MtnManifesto 25 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion How dare you? So un-cool! #isaygoodday

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      1. Ilya Lozovsky‏Verified account @ichbinilya 25 Feb 2013
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        This is more like it! RT @TheOnion: Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot http://onion.com/YhRGt9 

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      1. Senior Oops Engineer‏ @ReinH 25 Feb 2013
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        .@TheOnion Aaaaaand you're back.

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