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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Feb 2013

    The Onion Apologizes http://on.fb.me/Zvcm1q 

    8:42 AM - 25 Feb 2013
    • 1,076 Retweets
    • 268 Likes
    • Killer B’s Ghost Writer Javier E. Zapanta K. Joffré Natasha, aka “Ah Satan” Quinten ANIMAL CROSSING Cody Penick Kurt Buckner Ruby
    524 replies 1,076 retweets 268 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Farrah Gray‏ @FarrahGray_ 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        SORRY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE YOU >>> @TheOnion

        5 replies 28 retweets 9 likes
      3. 1 more reply
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      2. NIGris Elba‏ @hosienation 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now THAT's funny... RT @TheOnion: The Onion Apologizes http://on.fb.me/Zvcm1q 

        1 reply 5 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jason Gary‏ @jasongary 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @hosienation

        @hosienation @TheOnion It was one comment made by a single person in a sea of folks whose jobs consist of being jerks. Time to dry our eyes.

        1 reply 3 retweets 2 likes
      4. NIGris Elba‏ @hosienation 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @jasongary

        @jasongary @theonion I ain't been crying.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Jason Gary‏ @jasongary 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @hosienation

        @hosienation @TheOnion That makes a handful of us, then... Folks are talking like the Onion (as a whole) killed someone.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Dan McDaid!‏ @danmcdaid 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The schoolmarms win again!

        2 replies 2 retweets 7 likes
      3. Edgeoforever 🖖‏ @edgeoforever 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @danmcdaid

        You poor school boys! The 9 y o was a threat to your manhood, why not defend yourselves?“@danmcdaid: @TheOnion The schoolmarms win again!”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Dan McDaid!‏ @danmcdaid 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @edgeoforever

        @edgeoforever @TheOnion "The nine year old was a threat to my manhood"...? Where do you come up with rubbish like this?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Spencer Schein‏ @1SpencerS 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I am leaving Onion on Twitter for 2nd time. The girl you joked about is 9 years old. Apology is nice, but too late.

        2 replies 4 retweets 7 likes
      3. 1 more reply
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      2. Richelle Carey‏Verified account @RichelleCarey 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ---> “@TheOnion: The Onion Apologizes http://on.fb.me/Zvcm1q ”

        1 reply 7 retweets 2 likes
      3. 1 more reply
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      2. Erin Matson‏ @erintothemax 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        GOOD. RT @TheOnion: The Onion Apologizes http://on.fb.me/Zvcm1q 

        5 replies 3 retweets 1 like
      3. Daphne Mazuz‏ @daphnemazuz 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @erintothemax

        @erintothemax I'm trying not to cry at the comments that I unintentionally saw on that status, though :(

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Erin Matson‏ @erintothemax 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @daphnemazuz

        @daphnemazuz Decided not to read them. Thank you for the heads up. Now I really won't.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. fleming‏ @flightrisker 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @erintothemax

        @erintothemax @daphnemazuz here's the shortened version - "What's the big deal... goshhhhh!" - Straight, white dudes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Cordelia’s Shades‏ @junebugstreet 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @flightrisker

        @flightrisker @erintothemax @daphnemazuz except much more disgusting and trashy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. fleming‏ @flightrisker 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @junebugstreet

        @as_kell @erintothemax @daphnemazuz yeah, it's the whats the big deal ones that irk me the most. the inability to see outside of privilege

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. John Colucci‏Verified account @johncolucci 25 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whoa. They never apologize, this is a pretty big deal RT @TheOnion: The Onion Apologizes http://on.fb.me/Zvcm1q 

        0 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
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