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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Feb 2013

    Wow, chills. Adele’s lyrics “Let the sky fall / We will stand tall” really make you think, don’t they? #Oscars2013

    7:37 PM - 24 Feb 2013
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      1. Billie Weise‏ @nj60 24 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Best Intagibles  ⚛️‏ @MattRGate 24 Feb 2013
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        @rjnorthjr @TheOnion Must watch the Paul F. Tompkins cover. Classic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhU4NSg01wo …

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      1. Iona McArdle‏ @IonaMcA 26 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion - It's the word craft of rhyming 'crum-ball' with 'skyfall' & 'stand tall' that gets me every time!

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      1. Hank O'Wicody‏ @hank_O_wicody 25 Feb 2013
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        So true --> “@TheOnion: Wow, chills. Adele’s lyrics “Let the sky fall / We will stand tall” really make you think, don’t they? #Oscars2013”

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      1. Michael Potter‏ @callmikep 25 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion hahahaha! Thanks for making me laugh so much with your oscar comments. Priceless!

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      1. jfldevaney‏ @jfldevaney 24 Feb 2013
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        @maryepworth &this: @TheOnion: Wow, chills. Adele’s lyrics “Let the sky fall / We will stand tall” really make you think, don’t they?

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      1. Ted Fatsman Parody‏ @HeDoneSaidIt 24 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Wow, chills. Adele’s lyrics “Let the sky fall / We will stand tall” really make you think, don’t they? #Oscars2013” #feelings

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      1. jeffshein‏ @jeffshein 24 Feb 2013
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      1. J i J i m ø n‏ @budijle 24 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion let's fall the sky and tear down this universe. Screw u guys I'm going to a tangent reality. Monumental on many levels . asdffssf

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      1. wendy garcia ortiz‏ @wendygarciao 24 Feb 2013
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        Hasta el momento me ha divertido más la cobertura de los #oscar2013 de @TheOnion. Genial!

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      1. Aliya Curmally‏ @filminista 24 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion sometimes i like to call her 'Sadele' :) full props for the voice <3

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      1. KJ‏ @KevinJohnsonKJ 24 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion could've used that kind of poetry after 9/11

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      1. Mark MacDougal‏ @MarkMacDougal 24 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Giggles #Oscar2013

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      1. Astartiel Inanna  ✴‏ @Astartiel 24 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Like Jaws Deep

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