@TheOnion My favorite is when its over selfish ass people don't even thank God, they Thank everyone but oh I forgot they have their own God
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@TheOnion how are they distinguished from the live ones?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Topped by William Shatner hovering above in his Star Trek Suit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so touching and appropriate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "bring out your dead."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tommy Lee JOnes is not dead!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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