“@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/13aoVzN ” @GoofyGooberDrew PLEASE READ THANKS
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@TheOnion:| The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/13aoVzN ” Ill write these down@_jfleeveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rickyazze should I be worried...
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@TheOnion Your Top Story THIS week should be "Calling a child a vulgar name for female genitalia is neither satirical OR funny"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dinner with your gf is not a good idea - she might end up with mushroom poisoning & flowers are good for an anaphylactic shock :pThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@kevinkjr - Accidentally??
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@TheOnion tweeting about a dead girlfriend is ok but a little girl is not? Why the delete? Don't worry Onion ill help you find your spineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm sorry for the guy, really. But this piece is hilarious!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story | The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/13aoVzN ”@cherubpaddock -
@gormley69 this is my fave 'In general, if there is something you think might cause your girlfriend to stop living, don’t do that thing.' -
@cherubpaddock the#onion well worth#following#funny as!
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