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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2013

    Funeral Held For Door Shot 4 Times By Oscar Pistoriushttp://onion.com/XqsQZG 

    12:57 PM - 22 Feb 2013
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    • Jason Tuttle Mark Farina Illawarrian Celeste Chang Jeff Burnett Igbokoyi... Mac RealityNews louis 🦄™
    21 replies 209 retweets 55 likes
      1. martin stein‏ @fuertecorazon 22 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion South African police assure public that Pistorius' claims of innocence r absurd & that he doesn't have a leg to stand on

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      1. Sid Wong‏ @Swong13 23 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Funeral Held For Door Shot 4 Times By Oscar Pistorius http://onion.com/XqsQZG ” pray for doors everywhere #neverforget

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      1. Mathew Paust‏ @MattPaust 22 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion He thought it was his girlfriend.

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      1. Karen S.‏ @karensom 22 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BaggsMcJungle you should write for the onion “@TheOnion: Funeral Held For Door Shot 4 Times By Oscar Pistorius http://onion.com/XqsQZG ”

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      2. Jerry Sharpe‏ @jsharpe53 22 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Funeral Held For Door Shot 4 Times By Oscar Pistorius http://onion.com/XqsQZG ” @tsharpe2 you will love this

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      3. TeamTJ‏ @TeamTJSharpe 23 Feb 2013
        Replying to @jsharpe53

        @jsharpe53 that is great - @TheOnion is awesome

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      1. Kym‏ @kym_misty 22 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion a family lost a child, show some compassion.

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      1. Kym‏ @kym_misty 22 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion failing to see the humour here.

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      1. Peter Dyck‏ @peterdycklive 22 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion how many of his doors and windows relatives showed up?

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      1. Brianna Harris‏ @bri_vharris 22 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion usually a fan but that's poor taste

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      1. Book Artist NG‏ @JustYeye 22 Feb 2013
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        Joblessness “@TheOnion: Funeral Held For Door Shot 4 Times By Oscar Pistorius http://onion.com/XqsQZG ”

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      1. Robert T. Bradley‏ @RobertTBradley 22 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion when you run out wit, the stupid resort to the gutter to source their humour.

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      1. Fi‏ @Fiobo99 22 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Dammit, I laughed.

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      1. Gillian Clayton‏ @VStarFox 22 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion oh how I love you x

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      1. HRH T ♠L  👑 QUEEN OF SPADELAND‏ @TwOutLoud 22 Feb 2013
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        Q★ Will the knob get the life insurance? MT @TheOnion: Funeral Held For Door Shot 4 Times By Oscar Pistorius http://onion.com/XqsQZG 

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      1. Lisa Cash‏ @LisaCash 22 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Smirking...You geeks.

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      1. John Hughes‏ @John_E_Hughes 22 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion that's not funny my window died that way...

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