@TheOnion South African police assure public that Pistorius' claims of innocence r absurd & that he doesn't have a leg to stand on
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@TheOnion: Funeral Held For Door Shot 4 Times By Oscar Pistorius http://onion.com/XqsQZG ” pray for doors everywhere#neverforgetThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He thought it was his girlfriend.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BaggsMcJungle you should write for the onion “@TheOnion: Funeral Held For Door Shot 4 Times By Oscar Pistorius http://onion.com/XqsQZG ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Funeral Held For Door Shot 4 Times By Oscar Pistorius http://onion.com/XqsQZG ”@tsharpe2 you will love this -
@jsharpe53 that is great -@TheOnion is awesome
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@TheOnion a family lost a child, show some compassion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion failing to see the humour here.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how many of his doors and windows relatives showed up?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion usually a fan but that's poor tasteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Joblessness “
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@TheOnion when you run out wit, the stupid resort to the gutter to source their humour.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dammit, I laughed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh how I love you xThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Q★ Will the knob get the life insurance? MT
@TheOnion: Funeral Held For Door Shot 4 Times By Oscar Pistorius http://onion.com/XqsQZGThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Smirking...You geeks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's not funny my window died that way...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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