@TheOnion Do you think the victims' families/friends would approve of your journalistic license?
UR a skilled writer; could do good tings.
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@TheOnion: Pistorius Case Takes Dramatic Turn: Altered Plane Of Reality = Paralympian Shooting John LennonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Witnesses were quoted as saying "Ono!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the truth like all onions will bring forth tears to all eyes!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Your features on Oscar Pistorius have been most excellent. Very funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OMG. Is President Lincoln next? Ain't this revolting?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "..unexpected tear in the fabric of space and time..." ?Lol..You guys are crazy...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You know you guys are nuts, right... :0)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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