Hilarious RT “@TheOnion: "Maintenance crews are working to clear alleyways so that Chicagoans can resume murdering." http://onion.com/YhEaWi ”
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@TheOnion Come on guys, this is my hometown. That tweet went a little too far!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion:"Maint. crews working diligently to clear back alleyways so Chicagoans can quickly resume murdering." http://onion.com/YhEaWi ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion great job keep up the good workThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thank you for distinguishing Chicagoans from Illinoisans http://onion.com/YhEaWiThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Heh heh.. “
@TheOnion: "crews working diligently to clear back alleyways so Chicagoans can quickly resume murdering." http://onion.com/YhEaWi ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahaha. Oh No!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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