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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Feb 2013

    Saddam Hussein Complaining To Other Angels About All The Jews In Heavenhttp://onion.com/YermSu 

    5:15 PM - 21 Feb 2013
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      1. Jim Collins‏ @jimcollins 21 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion that was three different kinds of stupid.

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      1. Haley Ellen‏ @onceuponahales 21 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Saddam Hussein Complaining To Other Angels About All The Jews In Heaven http://onion.com/YermSu ” AHAHAHAHAHAH.

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      1. Erik Joseph‏ @ejo113 21 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Saddam Hussein Complaining To Other Angels About All The Jews In Heaven http://onion.com/YermSu ” lmfao! Too funny!

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      1. soh_hilarious‏ @norazorasaur 21 Feb 2013
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        HAHAHAHA “@TheOnion: Saddam Hussein Complaining To Other Angels About All The Jews In Heaven http://onion.com/YermSu ”

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      1. Shalom‏ @shalomplanet 21 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion this article could be written the same way about any Arab leader beside maybe Anwar Sadat. Btw, how did hussein get in heaven??

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      1. Zoe Ty‏ @zoety12 21 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Saddam Hussein Complaining To Other Angels About All The Jews In Heaven http://onion.com/YermSu ” hilarious, but boarder-line...;)

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      1. Michael Black‏ @miguelnoir 21 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion: Saddam Hussein Complaining About All The Jews In Heaven" Funny? Yes! Funnier if he's complaining about the three Jews in hell.

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      1. JS Austin  🇨🇦‏ @Phyrefyter 21 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion I thought Saddam was in Hell.

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      1. Alice‏ @Vallarri 21 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion According to information received from sources at @SouthPark, all the Jews in Heaven are Mormon.

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      1. ShumZstein‏ @ShumZstein 21 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion he definitely not talking to angels...he is talking to demons in hell and how its occupied by the jews lol

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      1. the only real girl‏ @anonymousbroker 21 Feb 2013
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        AHAHAH @TheOnion: Saddam Hussein Complaining To Other Angels About All The Jews In Heavenhttp://onion.com/YermSu 

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      1. Royal Jelly‏ @iRoyalJelly 21 Feb 2013
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        .@TheOnion This is just too much cognitive dissonance for me!

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      1. Karen Riegler‏ @amensistergirl 21 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion wow

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      1. Jill Geer‏ @JillGeer 21 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion this would be way funnier if it were Bin Laden. Just saying. Saddam more known for hating Kurds than Jewish folk.

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      1. sam38‏ @Sam38TorontoCAN 21 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Very funny article but definitely Saddam is in hell not heaven.

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      1. Marc Willis‏ @marcwpa 21 Feb 2013
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        Saddam Hussein Complaining To Other Angels About All The Jews In Heaven http://onion.com/YermSu  @TheOnion

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      1. Bill Gawlik‏ @mermiatwd 21 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion The religious right might want to point out that Saddam Hussein and the Jews both couldn't make it to heaven.

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