@TheOnion Maybe, St. Peter will take him aside and whisper, "sir, you, too are Jewish...stop stressing....
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@TheOnion ...and then the realization set in, "is heaven supposed to be this warm?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Iraq was a better place under Saddam, and Libya better under Qaddafi. A lesson there somewhere?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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