“@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/13aoVzN ” <-----
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Pls read, future BF. Thx... “
@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/13aoVzN ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/13aoVzN ” Sage advice indeed!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Very useful. Timely, too. RT:
@TheOnion The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriendhttp://onion.com/13aoVzNThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Wow,
@TheOnion. I'll say it:#TooSoon RT@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/13aoVzN - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion: In general, if there is something that might cause your girlfriend to stop living, don’t do that thing http://onion.com/13aoVzN ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Tips waar je wat aan hebt! “
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@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/13aoVzNThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Pistorius inspiring tips “
@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/13aoVzN ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/13aoVzN ” GENIUS....will try but no promisesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Tipping out the peyote bottle tonight. “
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@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/13aoVzN ”@MuffinAndElliotThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pay service?? That's my ticket 2 unsubscribe, u greedy bulbs! :DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/13aoVzN ”@jonamicoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Brutal. “
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@TheOnion Domestic Violence really isn't funny. And this is the perhaps the third story that the Onion has done on it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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