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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Feb 2013

    Kate Middleton Shows Off Baby Bump | EXCLUSIVE PHOTO:http://onion.com/12JaAi9 

    1:57 PM - 19 Feb 2013
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    • Mark Drop Ajeng Dwi Mega Sari™ Jack Cooper Luke Winsor liam connor Lapendos dk bangsgalore DCragazza
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      1. Richard Kevin Harper‏ @kevpro1 19 Feb 2013
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        Richard Kevin Harper Retweeted The Onion

        @TheOnion @hesster56https://twitter.com/theonion/status/303986711728386048 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Kate Middleton Shows Off Baby Bump | EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: http://onion.com/12JaAi9 
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      1. Georgiana Lee‏ @georgianalee 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion I should not have waited until one am to read this article. I'll never sleep again.

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      1. Jill‏ @Jillfloev 19 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you, Onion! “@TheOnion: Kate Middleton Shows Off Baby Bump | EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: http://onion.com/12JaAi9 ”

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      1. Libby Fisher‏ @egfisher61 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion ahahahahahahaha

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      1. Gwen Ford‏ @Gwen12Ford 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion who is this 'Kate middleton'? Is she a relation of the Duchess of Cambridge?

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      1. Jon Gretah‏ @JonGretah 19 Feb 2013
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        this made me shit myself “@TheOnion: Kate Middleton Shows Off Baby Bump | EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: http://onion.com/12JaAi9 ”

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      1. Rhonda Merrick‏ @rhondamerrick 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion you're such a naughty little onion

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      1. Geoff's brother  Ⓜ ‏ @geoffsbrother 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion It's got very small ears. Does Wills know?

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      1. Cosmic Shriek  🌟 😱 🌟‏ @BrightAnimal 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion KATE START THE REACTOR

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      1. Alan Roberts‏ @DTMTechnologies 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion leave the girl alone!!

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      1. Rum Doodle‏ @rumdoodle 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion I hope @david_Cameron and @ed_miliband don't know you're being mean about the princess of our hearts. They'll be very upset.

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      1. ATP‏ @ATPJudge 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Kate Middleton Shows Off Baby Bump (as well as the increased growth of a couple of other bumps)

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      1. Tomb of Royston‏ @Voodoo_Roy 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Holy shit. Awesome.

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      1. What’s your role in this world?‏ @ru4peace2 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Seriously????? WTF is wrong with you people???? THAT is NOT funny in the least.....

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      1. Maxwell Young‏ @maxwellcyoung 19 Feb 2013
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        Expecting speed bump made of baby, but this is good too MT @TheOnion: Kate Middleton Shows Off Baby Bump | PHOTO:http://onion.com/12JaAi9 

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