Clearly we probably shouldn't joke... But...
“@TheOnion: http://onion.com/WUGaG2 "
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sad that this is even needed; sadder still that the onion is the only one saying it “
@TheOnion: http://onion.com/WUGaG2#OnionTips”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: If there is something that you think might cause your girlfriend to stop living, don’t do that thing#OnionTips”@K_BurchyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is by far the funniest thing that I have read today.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NobleSasquatch MT@TheOnion If something might cause your GF to stop living, don’t do that thing http://onion.com/WUGaG2#OnionTipsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well thanks for reminding me .........nearly forgot! Perhaps he thought it was the starting pistol.................Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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