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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Feb 2013

    Be sure to avoid firing a gun in the general direction of your girlfriend, regardless of the situation http://onion.com/WUGaG2  #OnionTips

    10:36 AM - 19 Feb 2013
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      2. Craig Unsworth‏ @MrCraigUnsworth 19 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Distasteful, guys... :-( @TheOnion: Be sure to avoid firing a gun in the general direction of your girlfriend, regardless of the situation.

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      3. Ashly McClough‏ @AshlyMcClough 19 Feb 2013
        Replying to @MrCraigUnsworth

        @CraigLeGrice @theonion I agree, very distasteful.

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      4. Craig Unsworth‏ @MrCraigUnsworth 19 Feb 2013
        Replying to @AshlyMcClough

        @AshlyMcClough @theonion And, actually, potentially in contempt of court. Media (including social) must not prevent a fair trial. #Pistorius

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      1. the only real girl‏ @anonymousbroker 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion: Be sure to avoid firing a gun in the general direction of your GF, regardless of the situation http://onion.com/WUGaG2 

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      1. Jin Kee‏ @jinkee 22 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/m2AAYC20Sr

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      1. James Jepsen‏ @JamesBJepsen 20 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Heh...you know, this IS a satire site...I say big THUMBS UP! Keep up the distasteful work :)

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      1. Desmond Setlhako‏ @DessyDi 20 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion # @deliamokoena1 it will never happen in Pta-North area.

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      1. Kim Coleman‏ @kimc555 20 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion @Benjii922 #OnionTips include wives in that recommendation too plz ;-)

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      1. #1 Chief Rocka‏ @gurusix 20 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Even if she is taking a sh$t at 3AM?

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      1. Melissa hilfer‏ @MelissaHilfer 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion betweenthe bunker stories and now this I'm having a harder time appreciating theOnion Have you gotten a new crop of awful writers?

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      1. Brian ???????‏ @jimmyddswang 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Lmfao

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      1. Chris Myers‏ @copydex 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Wow. That's actually the first ever Onion article I've read that isn't remotely funny. Not in bad taste, just devoid of humour.

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      1. JEOZA‏ @Wudaddy45 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion hindsight is 20/20 you arrogant vegetable

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      1. Dana‏ @outbeyond 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion lol...

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      1. J.T. Geissinger‏ @JTGeissinger 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion I know, I know, it's all in fun but...that's tres gauche, guys. Her poor family.

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      1. Richard Thayer‏ @RichardThayer4 19 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Good advice to be found here if you are inclined to shoot guns in the general direction of your significant other.

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