“@TheOnion: Here are The Onion's tips to avoid accidentally murdering your girlfriend: http://onion.com/13aoVzN ” @DavidSawall #generaltips
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@TheOnion: Here are The Onion's tips to avoid accidentally murdering your girlfriend: http://onion.com/13aoVzN ”@HeyMichaelKing will LOL -
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@HeyMichaelKing "In general, if there is something that you think might cause your girlfriend to stop living, don’t do that thing." So you. -
@colleenfrancesb Colleen I love this article like I love Tabezy. -
@HeyMichaelKing Woah. That's an intense, forever kinda love Michael. Are you sure?
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@jessrenvond I read them all! “Here are
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Some people need this, I guess“
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Never too soon for
@TheOnion “@TheOnion: Here are The Onion's tips to avoid accidentally murdering your girlfriend: http://onion.com/13aoVzN ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@DeeDeeDunleavy Sound advice.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Probably a bit too soon for this jokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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