@TheOnion , given your shelf life, do you tweet from the refrigerator? I've never seen an onion last so long!
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Funny b/c true!
@TheOnion: Vacationing Detective Just Going To Pretend Like He Didn't Even See Dead Body In The Woods http://onion.com/WLS0ADThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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