@TheOnion lol oh dear God...
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@TheOnion unless i eatses it, precious!! the small ones are the tastiest!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think 8 IS the age when we realize this. Poor Heffernan- its going to be a long night.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Cginzl5 “@TheOnion: Child Assured It Will Be Long Time Before He Dies http://onion.com/15pM6tO ” -
@AndddyMac long long time before you die haha
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@TheOnion Zen Koanish...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just face the music and danceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion someone remind me not to terrify my child this way.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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