RT @TheOnion: Bus Transporting Carnival Cruise Passengers Crashes Into Sewage Treatment Plant
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@TheOnion I think that was the best "quote"ever!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thanks - hilarious !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion guaranteed! Never stepping foot on a cruise ship!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's all the same to the clam.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hysterical! Thx for the laugh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ..*clapping* .. LMBAO !!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is the hardest I have laughed in a long timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how much give a fuck does it take before someone blows their stack..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion “Just go ahead and pour shit all over me. Lock me in a Porta-Potty and roll me down a hill, see if I give a fuck.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Laura Jackson for President.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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