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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Feb 2013

    Alaskan Gray Wolf Can’t Believe No One Told Him He’s Got Snow On Nosehttp://onion.com/X84HHk 

    9:35 PM - 14 Feb 2013
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      1. Jillian Iverson‏ @jillianwinter 16 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh hey Alaska friends, love this “@TheOnion: Alaskan Gray Wolf Can’t Believe No One Told Him He’s Got Snow On Nose http://onion.com/X84HHk ”

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      1. Sean McCarthy‏ @SeanyJon 15 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Alaskan Gray Wolf Can’t Believe No One Told Him He’s Got Snow On Nose http://onion.com/X84HHk ” @griffinbohm

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      1. Doug McClure‏ @dougmcclure_ 15 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Alaskan Gray Wolf Can’t Believe No One Told Him He’s Got Snow On Nose http://onion.com/X84HHk ” @NatalieManner

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      2. Keith‏ @UWKeith 15 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Alaskan Gray Wolf Can’t Believe No One Told Him He’s Got Snow On Nose http://onion.com/X84HHk ” @RealRemySpar feel familiar?

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      3. Remy L Spar‏ @RealRemySpar 15 Feb 2013
        Replying to @UWKeith

        @UWKeith @TheOnion My nose is so flat this is rarely an issue. I did see some hot dog sledders last night.

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      1. Randy Bohannon‏ @Longrangerbo 15 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion that's the worst thing ever !

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      1. Jennifer Heck‏ @JenniferHeck2 15 Feb 2013
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        I rarely LOL but... LOL... “@TheOnion: Alaskan Gray Wolf Can’t Believe No One Told Him He’s Got Snow On Nose http://onion.com/X84HHk ”

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      1. Katy Witkowski‏ @katywitkowski 15 Feb 2013
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        Poor guy "@TheOnion: Alaskan Gray Wolf Can’t Believe No One Told Him He’s Got Snow On Nose http://onion.com/X84HHk ”

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      1. Evi L. Bloggerlady‏ @MsEBL 14 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Did he say whether he likes Duran Duran or not?

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      1. Evi L. Bloggerlady‏ @MsEBL 14 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion But he can lick places most of you can't. So there.

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      1. _hannah‏ @itsmcdermott 14 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Rough day for the wolf.

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      1. (○’ω’○)‏ @Guu9005 14 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion funny

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      2. Sarah Supry‏ @sarahsupry 14 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Alaskan Gray Wolf Can’t Believe No One Told Him He’s Got Snow On Nose http://onion.com/X84HHk ” @eye_stir @ALTEMPLE

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      3. A$AP mini show pony‏ @ey5ter 15 Feb 2013
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        @sarahsupry Hahahaha the fucking onion. Killing it'

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      1. dimitri pouliopoulos‏ @mitipop 14 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion hahaha

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      1. Hank O'Wicody‏ @hank_O_wicody 14 Feb 2013
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        So, so sad --> “@TheOnion: Alaskan Gray Wolf Can’t Believe No One Told Him He’s Got Snow On Nose http://onion.com/X84HHk ”

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