@TheOnion Can I chain up the wife too?
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Don’t feel guilty about chaining the kids up outside if it’s only for this one night http://onion.com/YgGBbn#ValentinesDayTips”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hahahaha lololololololThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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