MT @TheOnion Double Amputee Proves Capable Of Anything http://onion.com/XbnuhR || The Onion proves that "too soon" is not in its vocabulary.
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Timely, tasteless and brilliant :) RT
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@TheOnion Sadly... their love was cut short...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion jeeeeeeeeezzzzzus lol -
@jaymboller whoa. i totally did not get that at first. -
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@heusar@jasonzabel double amputee marathon hero murdered his wife yesterday :-/// -
@jaymboller@heusar@jasonzabel or track hero. w/e ppl loved him then he killed his wife.
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THE BEST!! I <3 The Onion. RT
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@TheOnion Too soon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If you guys could crack the joke BEFORE something happens, you'd do it. LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tragedy in another country makes the best humor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Double Amputee Proves He Is Capable Of Anything http://onion.com/XbnuhR ” lol this's bad!#pistoriusThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Breaking the news, with a sledge hammer “
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@TheOnion: Double Amputee Proves He Is Capable Of Anything http://onion.com/XbnuhR ”#Pistorius#OscarPistorius#lulzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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OMG! Laughing and crying RT
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