“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for putting together the perfect Valentine's Day: http://onion.com/X7rCCo ” @laurenbpoe
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You had me at chain the kids up outside.
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@TheOnion Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought she consented. Now I'm doing time. Slag (hooker - that's for anyone in NA)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...You damn fool!! Lmao !!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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