@TheOnion The coroner's are coming, the coroner's are coming.. Always Coca Cola.
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@TheOnion I smell a sequel to "Thank You for Smoking"... "Thank You for Drinking Our Deliciously Refreshing Beverages"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: “I don’t understand why Coca-Cola won’t just admit that its product kills people.” http://onion.com/X7p9rM ”@StJiggyfly -
@BSwimsy Because it doesn't, it gives people like you and me life lol
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@TheOnion because its the people's dumb choice to drink 2 gal of soda in a day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I knew coke caused heart problems! That's why I drink 2 liters a day if natural refreshing#royalcrowncolaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Uh---I think I do.#CocaCola#FoodIndustryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well because if Coca-Cola admits that its products kill ppl, it would blow up their billion dollar worldwide spread business..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Rhaj_the_wonder@TheOnion Wait.#cocacola might sue. "Alledgedly" killed that woman.
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@TheOnion How many miles are in a liter again?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not me, I don't drink it, never did and never will. YEAH! -
@Ducksatfrogpond@TheOnion It's like admitting that you have never had sex... and never will.
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@TheOnion Maybe so but Pepsi kills twice as many.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Im gonna die?!!?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion I can't understand why the NRA doesn't admit the products it backs kills people too. Think I'll go have a Coke. -
@marleneramsey09@TheOnion skip the Coke and sip on the former.
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