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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Feb 2013

    Jack Daniel’s team considering repackaging its flagship product in 6.75-ounce juiceboxes http://onion.com/14I4X1J 

    7:15 PM - 13 Feb 2013
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      1. Rob Gillern‏ @BigRobYaDig 13 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Jack Daniel’s team considering repackaging its flagship product in 6.75-ounce juiceboxes http://onion.com/14I4X1J ” @MattPinto1

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      1. Tailgunner Rich‏ @wizguy123 13 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion now that's more like it

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      1. Dan LoFat‏ @DanLoFat 13 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion What? I guess the 8oz packs didnt sell well enough. #whenajokeisreal

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      1. sleepy in kansai‏ @sleepytako 13 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion They've sold sake in juiceboxes in Japan for years. It's not too bad either! http://store.shopping.yahoo.co.jp/aoshima/sakarioni180.html …

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      1. Stacy Lorenz‏ @SLLorenz 13 Feb 2013
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        RT “@TheOnion: Jack Daniel’s team considering repackaging its flagship product in 6.75-ounce juiceboxes http://onion.com/14I4X1J ” @josh10mel

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      2. Adam Watson‏ @AdamWatsonPhD 13 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Jack Daniel’s team considering repackaging its flagship product in 6.75-ounce juiceboxes http://onion.com/14I4X1J ” @GisselleGP

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      3. Gisselle Garcia‏ @GisselleGP 15 Feb 2013
        Replying to @AdamWatsonPhD

        @A_Dub_ @TheOnion. Brilliant!

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      1. 𝑅𝑢𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑇ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑠‏ @MrMeritology 13 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc: @jack_daniel @TheOnion Jack Daniel’s team considering repackaging its flagship product in 6.75-ounce juiceboxes http://onion.com/14I4X1J 

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      1. Mandy Reynolds‏ @amlreynolds 13 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Shots for tots!

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      1. Josh McVay‏ @joshmcvay 13 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Jack Daniel’s team considering repackaging its flagship product in 6.75-ounce juiceboxes http://onion.com/14I4X1J ” @nattlefield

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      1. robert mark turley‏ @robertmarkturle 13 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion About time!!! You know how hard it is to get whiskey in a juicebox?

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      1. Surya‏ @SecVII 13 Feb 2013
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        Delicious “@TheOnion: Jack Daniel’s team considering repackaging its flagship product in 6.75-ounce juiceboxes http://onion.com/14I4X1J ”

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      1. ebonygoddess‏ @_Ebonygoddess 13 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion From your lips...er, keyboard, to JD's ear.

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      1. Frustrating Mess‏ @FrustratingMess 13 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion It's about damn time!

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      1. Onyinkwa‏ @onyinkwa 13 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Jack Daniel’s team considering repackaging its flagship product in 6.75-ounce juiceboxes http://onion.com/14I4X1J ”

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