@TheOnion Will the nose buds free us from the malodorous tyranny of those who rudely blast us impulsively with aromas of a different type?
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@TheOnion Would unironically spend money on thoseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users To Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils http://onion.com/X5SfED ” // I want them!#dogfartsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A triumph for those poor souls wrangled into performing Oral Sex on their spouses on Valentines!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion curiouser && curiouserThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would buy this. -
@socallmeshirley@theonion I would buy this.
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