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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Feb 2013

    BREAKING: World Surrenders To North Koreahttp://onion.com/V4ZJNe 

    12:19 PM - 12 Feb 2013
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    • T!m Annikan Sullywalker Nick Fuller Jon Suzanski Vitamin J Brett Bellin Codex Mendoza ⏳🌹⌛️ Sarah Mathews American in North Korea
    27 replies 672 retweets 138 likes
      1. macewan‏ @macewan 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion they always look so happy in news reports - this is exciting

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      1. Michael Scott‏ @MilkmanMiller 12 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: World Surrenders To North Korea http://onion.com/V4ZJNe ” @zackjnash

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      2. R. Gaab  🇪🇺‏ @gaab75 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Comunismo o muerte: RT " @TheOnion BREAKING: World Surrenders To North Korea http://onion.com/V4ZJNe  "

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      3. Raquel‏ @RaquelS_04 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @gaab75

        @gaab75 @TheOnion Muerte.

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      1. E‏ @JaceBlout 12 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: World Surrenders To North Korea http://onion.com/V4ZJNe ” @deutschbag_69 ahhh haha

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      1. Blank Andy‏ @TheBlankAndy 12 Feb 2013
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        I hope the DPRK gets this and runs with it. RT @TheOnion BREAKING: World Surrenders To North Koreahttp://onion.com/V4ZJNe 

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      1. John Shy‏ @Jshyman186 12 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion:BREAKING: World Surrenders To North Korea http://onion.com/V4ZJNe ” Kim Jong-Un here: why is the USA bothering with this? #fcapgov

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      1. BringYushinoBack‏ @therealYushino 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion thank you for the support. Help bring Yushino back to North Korea http://www.bringyushinoback.blogspot.com 

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      1. John R. Vaughn, ATP‏ @thejohnvaughn 12 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: World Surrenders To North Korea http://onion.com/V4ZJNe ”what language do we need to learn now?

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      1. kelley‏ @Prototype_Kelly 12 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: World Surrenders To North Korea http://onion.com/V4ZJNe ” I think they mean best Korea

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      1. Borgiziz‏ @Borgiziz 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion At least we gave it our best.....

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      2. Talek‏ @TalekOxford14 12 Feb 2013
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        @NickBendiks @theonion idk who would waste their time with this

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      4. Talek‏ @TalekOxford14 12 Feb 2013
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        @NickBendiks @theonion the title is all I need.

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      1. Christopher Getner‏ @cgetner 12 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: World Surrenders To North Korea http://onion.com/V4ZJNe ” #genius

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      1. HK‏ @se7son 12 Feb 2013
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