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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Feb 2013

    Pope Accepts Senior Analyst Position At Catholic Think Tankhttp://onion.com/V3QrkG 

    7:47 AM - 12 Feb 2013
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      1. Frank the Tank‏ @frankthetank111 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought he'd become Catholic 7 commissioner RT @TheOnion Pope Accepts Senior Analyst Position At Catholic Think Tank http://onion.com/V3QrkG 

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      2. FWW, WW1, Great War.‏ @flanders1914 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion staff open a bottle of Pope scola to celebrate.

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      3. Lincolnshire Mel‏ @October_Miss 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @flanders1914

        @flanders1914 "a different kind of war?"

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      4. FWW, WW1, Great War.‏ @flanders1914 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @October_Miss

        @October_Miss Some one who crossed 300 miles of Saskatchewaan during WW1, that type of thing.

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      5. Lincolnshire Mel‏ @October_Miss 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @flanders1914

        @flanders1914 sounds like you've found some pretty amazing stories

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      6. FWW, WW1, Great War.‏ @flanders1914 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @October_Miss

        @October_Miss I always look for "the man" rather than "the War" and try to bring the man back to life.

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      7. Lincolnshire Mel‏ @October_Miss 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @flanders1914

        @flanders1914 the realities of war are mind alteringly heartbreaking. We can think and imagine but will we ever "get" it

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      8. FWW, WW1, Great War.‏ @flanders1914 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @October_Miss

        @October_Miss i hope we never will. Here is a little story about a soldier for you. I do not know the soldiers name.

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      9. FWW, WW1, Great War.‏ @flanders1914 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @flanders1914

        @flanders1914 @October_Miss He came from Skye and survived the war. i read about him in a letter an Officer sent home

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      1. Ricky Bailey‏ @baileyrl48 12 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Pope Accepts Senior Analyst Position At Catholic Think Tank http://onion.com/V3QrkG ” @BigT82

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      1. David McCarty‏ @mcgroup53 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion I thought he was leaving "to explore other opportunities."

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      1. Judson Deshler‏ @Deshongolf 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion ...I was also stunned to learn that he's planning on going out on tour with Phish this summer.

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      1. Me‏ @HRISTexas1 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Don't we have 4 or 5 Supreme Court Justices that should be following the Papal lead and also abdicate their lifetime assignments?

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      1. Jessica Smith‏ @smitherinda 12 Feb 2013
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        Knew it. RT @TheOnion: Pope Accepts Senior Analyst Position At Catholic Think Tank http://onion.com/V3QrkG 

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      1. Travis Van Liere‏ @travisvanliere 12 Feb 2013
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        RT I knew it! “@TheOnion: Pope Accepts Senior Analyst Position At Catholic Think Tank http://onion.com/V3QrkG ”

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      1. Heike Marie‏ @heikemarie 12 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Pope Accepts Senior Analyst Position At Catholic Think Tank http://onion.com/V3QrkG ” hahahahahaha

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      1. Joao Nuno Sousa‏ @JoaoNSousa 12 Feb 2013
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