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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Feb 2013

    [American Voices] “That’s disgusting! Horses are not for eating! Cows are for eating!”http://onion.com/X57Mog 

    7:16 AM - 12 Feb 2013
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      1. Samantha Lego‏ @SamanthaLego 12 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “That’s disgusting! Horses are not for eating! Cows are for eating!” http://onion.com/X57Mog ” good thing I'm too poor to buy meat

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      1. Lynn Millikin‏ @catsmeow925 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Say naaaay to horse meat!

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      1. La Vie et la Danse‏ @LaVieEtLaDanse 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion no difference, really. :o/

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      1. Annoyed Online‏ @Green_Smartie1 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Yeah, that sounds about right. Sometimes I wonder if the Onion actually reports the truth once in a while...well more like always.

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      1. Anders Nordstoga‏ @AndersNordstoga 12 Feb 2013
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        “Haha! @TheOnion: “That’s disgusting! Horses are not for eating! Cows are for eating!” http://onion.com/X57Mog ”

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      1. U.S. Grant‏ @LieutGenGrant 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion er...what horse?

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      1. Curt Impber‏ @KurTimber 12 Feb 2013
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        @Ryan_Setter RT: “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “That’s disgusting! Horses are not for eating! Cows are for eating!” http://onion.com/X57Mog ”

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      1. It'll come to me.‏ @anonymous2000 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Where will it end? When I open a wrapper and find my kids' thighs chopped up in a bun?

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      1. chris‏ @nerdguy42 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion why does it matter if we had decided to ride cows we would probably eat horses

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      1. hose‏ @mexillennialjr 12 Feb 2013
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        Interesting RT @TheOnion: [American Voices] “That’s disgusting! Horses are not for eating! Cows are for eating!” http://onion.com/X57Mog 

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      1. Bill Hamm‏ @nordog13 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Horse meat was quite common during WWII

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      1. The Blackmoth‏ @theblackmoth 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion but if you are french or korean? what then? cowboys & pilgrims routinely indulged in dem there horse meat!!!

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      1. #milliontweetmarch‏ @stopguninsanity 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion some place like in Korean eat dogs so there.Go eat Lassie

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      1. Misty Gamez‏ @misty_kiernan 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion no one really knows what they are consuming anymore!! Sad!

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      1. InkCart‏ @InkCart_ie 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Hahahaha

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      1. Melissa‏ @MelissaLMRogers 12 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “That’s disgusting! Horses are not for eating! Cows are for eating!” http://onion.com/X57Mog ”neither r 4 eating

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