@TheOnion Can't Fix Stupid,But You Can Change Any Recipe Into A Paula Dean Recipe By Adding A Lb. Of Sugar & A Lb. Of Butter.#MMMBrainDamage
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Might spice up my counseling “Call them ‘strokes’ or whatever you want. Down here they go by the name of ‘The Tasty Clots.’
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