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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Feb 2013

    This Week Last Year | Study Reveals Majority Of Suicides Occur While Trying To Put Fitted Sheet On Bedhttp://onion.com/UwwtJp 

    8:55 AM - 10 Feb 2013
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      2. Sharon Pelletier‏ @sharongracepjs 10 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also when folding one RT @TheOnion: Study Reveals Majority Of Suicides Occur While Trying To Put Fitted Sheet On Bed http://onion.com/UwwtJp 

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      1. Molly Ghee‏ @mfgavin 10 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I knew there was a good reason I avoid this: Study reveals suicides linked to putting fitted sheets on Bed http://onion.com/UwwtJp  @TheOnion

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      1. grnysmth‏ @grnysmth1 11 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion That is the most hilarious thing I have ever read. For the 60 plus crowd it is soooo true. You made my day.

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      1. Miranda Rosich‏ @miranda_leigh__ 10 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion for me, it would be folding one.

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      1. pohutakawa09‏ @pohutakawa09 10 Feb 2013
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        RT“@TheOnion: This Week Last Year | Study Reveals Majority Of Suicides Occur While Trying To Put Fitted Sheet On Bed http://onion.com/UwwtJp ”

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      1. Cynthia Fabian‏ @cynthia_fabian 10 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion and try folding them...

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      1. Brandye Burke‏ @brandyebee 10 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Try getting one on a Loft bed Ugh!

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      2. The Bins‏ @TheBinsDigs 10 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Study Reveals Majority Of Suicides Occur While Trying To Put Fitted Sheet On Bed http://onion.com/UwwtJp ” @angledustnyc

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      3. Angle Dust‏ @AngleDustNYC 10 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheBinsDigs

        @TheBINSmusic Hahahahah 'fitted sheets only be handled when a second person is present'. So funny!

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      1. Marshall‏ @animalmarshall 10 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion I'd say more likely when trying to fold a fitted sheet.

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      1. B McGinnis-Cavanaugh‏ @bcmcgcav 10 Feb 2013
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        “@TheOnion: This Week Last Year | Study Reveals Majority Of Suicides Occur While Trying To Put Fitted Sheet On Bed http://onion.com/UwwtJp ”

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      1. tina conroy‏ @tinaconroy 10 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion @TheManwife Finally,someone understands!

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      1. Nancy a tavsendassa  🏳️‍🌈‏ @RillitoRigata 10 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Really? I would have thought they occur when trying to fold a fitted sheet.

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      1. Mary Burns‏ @miburns 10 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion so sad, so true

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      1. Tasha Glass‏ @annannxo 10 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion ...that ain't NOTHING...try FOLDING one !! HA!

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      1. Happy Punches‏ @HappyPunches 10 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion LOL

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      1. Bruhfessor‏ @ItsUncle_Dub 10 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion I would have thought folding the fitted sheet would have caused suicide.

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