@TheOnion Citizens without guns will be given free recordings of government hearings to play loudly when assaulted & demoralize enemies.
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@TheOnion: College Activists Excited To Add Powerless Voices To Gun Control Debates http://onion.com/14Ib0DG ” Yep, feel powerless sometimesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm sure we were all wondering what insight was going to be offered by the "Bonghits for Jesus" demographic.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It is time for the Single Issue Restoring 2nd Amendment Conventoionhttp://youtu.be/NWhZLfrRyFsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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