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@TheOnion 84 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places wouldn't surprise because it's pretty much true: http://harpers.org/blog/2013/02/weeklyreview2013-02-05/ …#gunsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 84 People Being Shot In 12 Different Pubic Places." Shouldn't it be "Were"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A Journalism professor confessed, if the media reported all crime that occurred, people would think there had been a crime-wave.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sadly, no. Of course in many parts of the world that # wouldn't even be a blip on the radar.#Africa#MiddleEast#DetroitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 84 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Placeshttp://onion.com/12xhW84Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion *sigh* sadly, no.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion // And you wouldn't care if those shootings were in "bad" neighborhoods.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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