@HughWystan @theonion if that's how you feel, why do you even follow the onion?
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@TheOnion: BREAKING: It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@theonion@MSocolov Total comedy when people get offended by The Onion.#soylentgreenispeopleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you ever thought about changing your name to The Carrot... Or maybe The Endive...Just curious.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No, it wouldn't, long as they bring their Oreos! Like the SuperBowl brain dead ad portrays. Public libraries, school libraries?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it might, if the headline faked me out or snuck up behind me. I think I'm partially deaf in my left ear for future reference.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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